Dog name One day a lady found a dog. the dog had no nametag so she decided to keep it. 3 weeks had passed and she still hadn't named it so she asked her neighbour and the neightbour said name it the first thing you see. So the lady went to bed and when she woke up she saw her friend's breasts, so she named her dog Tittys. The lady liked this so she decided to name her house too. Her house was named arsehole because when she woke up the next day she saw her husband's arsehole. One day the lady lost her dog so she went to the police and this is what was said;
POlice- Good morning M'am, how may i help you?
Lady- Hello officer, I was wondering wether you could help me.
Police- Explain your situation to me
Lady- Well today I lost my Tittys, she is so cute and fat and white and she has spots. I looked all over my arsehole...but I can't find her!!! | |
