TV? Or not TV? A Blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks the clerk,"Can I buy that TV?"
The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, miss. We don't sell tp Blondes."
A little confused, the blonde walks out of the store.
The next day, she dyes her hair brown and returns to the store. "Can I buy that TV?" she asks the clerk again.
"I'm sorry, miss. We don't sell to blondes." the clerk says again.
Even more confused, and now a little irratated, the blonde goes home, dyes her hair red, and once again returns to the store the following day. "Can I buy that TV?" says the blonde again.
"I'm sorry, miss," says the clerk, "We don't sell to blondes."
Well, now the blonde is confused, irratated, and very frustrated. "I DON'T GET IT!! I dyed my hair twice different colors, so how on earth did you know that I was a blonde?"
The clerk starts to chuckle. "Because, miss; that's not a TV, it's a microwave!" | |
