Assasination

A blonde a brunette and a redhead lined up on a wall with a gun pointed at them. The man holding the gun asked if anyone had any last words. The brunette said Tsunami!!! And everyone took cover and she ran out. The man, now pissed pointed his gun at the red head and asked if she had any last words. She yelled Tornado!!! And everyone ran to the underground shelter. The red head ran to the mall. The man with the gun now VERY VERY VERY pissed asked the blonde if she had any last words. She tried to be smart like the two before her. She yelled fire. He did.
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