Blonde and sheep

Blonde is driving out in the country side admiring the view.Suddenly she screechs to a halt surrounded by a herd of sheep.The farmer runs up and tells her not to worry,he'll have her out soon.Blonde gets out of car and starts rubbing the sheeps heads." Ahhh,there really cute,can I keep one ?"she asked the farmer."sure you can my love,pick one out"says the farmer.
Blonde picks one and starts to drive off with the farmer running after her shouting"give me back my dog you dumb bitch!
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