Top Notch Blondies! 1. A blonde walks into a used car dealership. She's looking around when this sleezy cardealer walks up to her.
CARDEALER: "How you doing? What kind of car you interested in? We've got a lovely Chevrolet Blazer over there. It's got AM/FM radio, Cassette deck, CD player, it's a 4x4-"
BLONDE: "Oh I'm sorry... i can't buy this car."
CARDEALER: "Why not?"
BLONDE: "I don't know how to multiply!"
2. There's a coke machine on a pier in CA. A red-head walks up to it, puts a quarter in, presses a button, and a coke pops out. She takes it and walks away. A brunette walks up to it, puts a quarter in, presses a button, and a coke pops out. She takes it and walks away. A blonde walks up to it, puts a quarter in, presses a button, and a coke pops out. She keeps doing this for 10 minutes before a guy walks up behind her and asks, "Excuse me... can i buy a coke now?" The blonde replies, "Not right now... I'm winning!"
3. A brunette in leading a team of 10 blondes up the side of a mountain. When they're half way up... the brunette feels the rope slipping and remembers that it can only hold 10 people and not 11. She tells the blondes that it can't hold 11 people and that someone would have to jump and die to save the rest of their lives. The brunette says, "All right... since you won't, i will. I'll jump because we've known eachother since College and you've been such good friends to me." She does this speech for about 2 minutes. The blondes get all teary eyed... when the brunette finishes... the blondes loved the speech so much that they all applauded her.
4. A carload of blondes is going to Disneyland for Spring Break. They pass a sign that says "Right to Disneyland" They all take out paper, and pens so they can write to Disneyland. They then pass a sign that says "Disneyland... Left" They turn around and go home.
5. Why was the blondes breats square?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box | |
