Sheep | A blonde was driving down a country road not far from where she lived when she saw a sheep farm. For what ever her reason, she pulled into the driveway of the farm and knocked on the door. The farmer came out, wondering why this woman was knocking on his door. She said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, may I have one?" The farmer said, "No! I dont do anything for blondes!" The blonde went home, dyed her hair brown, and came back the next day. When she arrived, she asked the farmer, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, may I have 1?" The farmer said, "Sure, as long as you are not a blonde." She guessed, "25!" the farmer said, "Go pick out your sheep." As she was leaving, the farmer stopped her car and asked, "If I can guess your natural hair color, may I have my dog back?" | |
