How is a blonde... How is a blonde like a screen door?
The harder u bang it the looser it gets.
Whats the diffarence between a blonde and a mosquito?
When u slap the mosquito it stops sucking.
How is a blonde like a hardware store?
10 cents a screw.
Why do blondes weare green lip stick?
Because red means stop.
What two things in the air get a blonde pregnant?
Her feet.
Why is it good to have a blonde in the passenger seat of your car?
so u can park in the handycap zone.
Whats the diffarence between a blonde and a brick?
When u lay the brick, it dosent fallow you home. | |
