The magic mirror

A blonde went into an antique shop and bought a mirror. when she got home she noticed the notice on the back, it read-if you tell a lie infront of this mirror it will suck you inside and never let you out again. after reading this the blonde called her friends over to look at it. the first friend looked into the mirror and said." I look fat..." SHUM the mirror swallowed her up. The second friend looked into the mirror and said," I would look great if i would wear make-up from now on..." SHUM the mirror swallowed her up, too. Now the blonde,realizing the notice tells the truth, stood infront of the mirror and said,"I think..." SHUM the mirror sucked her up as well.
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