All you can eat What do you call a blonde with a dollar over her head?
All you can eat for under a buck!
What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
lock the car door!
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are all pregnent.
At the hospital the brunette says "what if the way you concived the child would determine the sex of the child?"
The brunette says "for example I conceived when I was on top so its probably a girl." the red head says "My husband was on top when I concived so its probably a boy."
Suddenly the blonde starts crying so they ask her why. She replied "I'm gonna have puppies!!!" | |
