Kindergarten blonde is smart A blonde, whose parents are both brunette, comes home from kindergarten one day. Both of her parents ask, "What did you learn at school today, honey?"
The blonde proudly says, "We learned the alphabet today, Mommy, Daddy. All the other kids can only go to E but I can go to P. Is it because I'm blonde mommy?"
The blonde's mother replies, "Yes, sweety, it's because your blonde."
The next day, when the blonde comes home, she answers her parents with, "We learned how to count and I can go to 20 but all the other kids can only go to 10. Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
Her mother, again, replies, "Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."
The third day, the girl coems home with a VERY confused look on her face and says, "Mommy, today my teacher told me I had really big boobs. Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
Her mother looks down and her and says, sadly, "No sweety, that's because you're twenty-six." | |
