Finally a smart blond | A blond walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says that she is going away for bussiness for four week and needs to borrow $5000.00. The loan officer sas the bank will need some lind of securty for the loan, so the blond hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked in frount of the bank and she has the title and everything. The bank agrees to accept thecar as collateral for the loan. The banks president and officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $2500.00 car as a colladeral against a $5,000.00 loan. An employee proceeds to drive the car into a basement/garage type area so that the car is very safe.Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the loanand a $15.81 intrest. The loan officer says,"We are happy to do bussiness with you but we were a little puzzled. We had just found out that you are a multimillonaire. Why did you need a loan?" The blond replies..."Where else in New York City can I find a place to park my car for two weeks for the price of $15.81 and expect it to be there when I get back?" -FINALY A SMART BLOND! | |
