The blonde in the circle | A blonde just got a new sports car, so she took it for a drive. When she was driving, she cut off a truck driver, so he motioned for her to pull over. She pulled over, and he got out and pulled a piece of chalk out of his pocket. He drew a circle on the ground, and in a gruff voice said, "You get in this circle and don't move." He then pulled out a knife and slit her seats. When he turned around, she was smiling. This angered him, so he got out a bat and bashed her car up. When he turned around, she was smiling. He said, "Oh, well if you think that's funny...watch this." He took his knife and slit her tires. When he turned around, she was laughing. Then he got a can of gasoline and poured it all over her car. Then he set it the car on fire. This time when he turned around, she was laughing so hard that she was crying. He asked, "What's so funny?" and she replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle." | |
