Flight Protocol Subject: Flight protocol
>
> A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in
> Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class
> section and sits down. The flight attendant watches
> her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then
> tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that
> she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies
> "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
> Montreal and I'm staying right here!"
>
> The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells
> the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo
> sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and
> won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes
> back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
> she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and
> return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde,
> I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying
> right here!"
>
> The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should
> have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
> blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot
> says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm
> married to a blonde. I speak 'blonde'!" He goes back
> to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says
> "Oh, I'm sorry". . .gets up and moves back to her seat
> in the Economy section. The flight attendant and
> co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make
> her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class
> isn't going to Montreal." | |
