The first man Three guys were construction workers. One a mexican brought burritos in his lunch daily. The other a Scott, brought beans and rice daily. The third, a blonde, brought ham and cheese. Then one day the Mexican said that if he got burritos in his lunch one more time he would jump off a building. The scott agreed, as well did the blonde. The next day, the mexican had a burrito, the Scott had beans and rice and the blonde had ham and cheese. They all jumped off the building.
At the funeral, the Mexicans wife wailed, "oh if only he'd told me! I would have packed him something else!"
The Scotts wife wailed "Oh if only he'd told me! I would have packed him something else!"
The blondes wife said nothing... The Mexican and Scott's wifes turned to look at her and she finally said "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch!" | |
