Holly Water! | Three women have (a brunette, a red-head and a blond) just died and went to the gate keeper of heaven. He looked over their lives and said that they were to perffect. He said "You need to do at least one more bad thing before you can enter heaven. go down to earth tonight and come back up tomorrow to see if you can enter." So the three women went down to earth and came back up the next morning to see the gate keeper. He askes each one what they did. The brunette said that she robed the First National Bank. The gate keeper tells her to drink the holly water and go into heaven. Then he askes the red-head what she did. She replied "I set Yelllow Stone on fire." the gate keeper thinks for a minute then he told her to drink the holly water and go into heaven. Finally it was the blonds turn. The gate keeper asked her the same question and she replies " I peed in the Holly water!" | |
