Three guys There were these three guys, who had wandered away from there camp site and had gotten lost.
They walked until they came to a small farmhouse, where they knocked on the door hoping to use the phone.
The farmer said that he had no phone, and asked what they were doing so far out in the country. They explained there situation to the farmer who said, I know where that campground is and I can drive you there in the morning. and he said, your more than welcome to sleep in the barn.
They walked around the back of the house noticing that the barn was directly connected to the back of the house. They found there way with a lantern that the farmer had given them and found a nice bed of hay in one corner of the barn. When they shut off the lantern it was all dark except for the light coming through three holes in the wall that connected to the house.
The one guy peered through one of the holes right as the light in the house was shut off. He said man I think there were naked girls in there.
He then stood up dropped his pants to his ankles, and stuck his dick in the first hole. After a minute or so he felt someone touching his dick from the other side, and it starting feeling really good, and he started moaning. With that one of the other guys immediately put his dick into the second hole, he immediately felt his being touch and started moaning as well, exclaiming how good it felt. Well with that the third guy got up and stuck his dick in the third hole. He to felt something touching him and he guessed it felt pretty good. All three guys then heard the girls on the other side of the wall to meet them outside. Well the first to guys scrambled around to the front of the house but the third guy couldn't pull away from the whole because who ever had him wouldn't let go, but it still felt pretty good to him so he didn't care.
The next morning came and the farmer came out to the barn with a shotgun, he knew his two daughters had seen some action last night and was bound that those responsible would do the proper thing.
Which one of you had sex with Katy my oldest daughter, the first guy stepped forward fearing for his life and said that he had been with Katy last night. The farmer said well you have to ask her hand in marriage now, and he agreed.
Which one of you had sex with Samantha, the second guy stepped forward and said that it had been him and that he would gladly marry her.
The third guy slumped forward and said well you might as well shoot me because I dont think I could servive another night with your other daughter, she wouldn't even stop when it became painful and I was crying and screaming, no just shoot me.
I only have two daughters said the farmer
Well then who was behind the third whole? he asked
Oh that would be my milking machine, it doesn't stop till it gets 12 full quarts.
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