The Ballerina | This lady goes into a bar, and you can tell she's already drunk. She raises her arm and it kinda looks li8ke she's got Buckwheat from Little Rascals in a head lock, anyway, she raises her arm and shouts "who'll buy the lady a drink?" a guy at the other end of the bar says "I'll buy the ballerina a drink!" So the bartender gives the lady her drink and she drinks it, raises her arm again and shouts "Who'll buy the lady a drink?" the guy at the end goes "I'll buy the ballerina a drink!" the bartwender gives the lady her drink and this goes on for a while. Finally the bartender goes up to the guy at the end and says to the guy "No offense, but why in the HELL do you keep calling that lady a ballerina?" The guy says "well, any lady that lifts her leg THAT high HAS to be a ballerina!" | |
