Spit beer A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.He only has enough money for one beer though. A few minutes later the man had to use the bathroom. So to keep someone from stealing his beer, he writes on a small piece of paper, "I spit in this beer", and walkes to the mens room.
When he comes back five minutes later, there's another small piece of paper by his beer. It read, "I spit in this beer too." | |
