Throw up

Two drunks are setting on a park bench. One drunk has his finger in the other's rear.
A cop walks up and says "HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING."

One drunk says "My buddy is sick and I want him to throw up."

The cop says "That ain't no way to make him throw up."

The drunk says "You wait till I switch this finger to his mouth."
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