Drinks are on me!

A scraggly looking man walks into a bar and says to the bartender,"I want to buy a beer and a shot for everyone in the bar and get one for yourself too buddy".

The bartender pours the beers and shots and anounces to everyone that the drinks are on the friendly stranger. The bartender does his shot and then informs the man that he owes $125. The man replies, "Oh Shit! I don't have any money.


At this, the bartender beats the piss out of this gentleman and throws him out of the bar.


The same guy returns about three hours later and proclaims," Bartender!! I want to buy a beer and a shot for everbody in the bar, except for you, because you get violent when you start drinking".
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