Small head

A man walked into a bar..this man was big! i mean he was real strong, he was huge! his bicepts were so big he makes tarzan. look like a little boy. but his only problem was that his head was so small! it looked like a mouses head and face.

well anywayz this guy walked up to him and he said: hey man..how did u get so big? i mean ur huge! but i have a question...what's up with ur small head?


The big man said well u see...one day i found this bottle and i rubbed it ok? then this jeanie popped out and i mean this jeanie was fine!.. she was beutiful! she said i got 3 wishes.


My first wish was for a million dollars and she gave it to me! wat luck!..


For my 2nd one i thought well what a real big and strong body..and then i got that too!


for my 3rdwish i was thinkin for a while and she was so hot i just looked at her and then i said well.... u wanna give me a little head?
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