Tequilla | A man comes running into a bar one day. The bartender asks, "What's the matter with you?". The man replies, "I've just had the worst day! Give me 10 shots of your best tequilla!" The bartender sets the shots up and one after the other the man slams them down. "Gee," says the bartender "what's the matter?" The man says," You'd drink them that fast too if you had what I had!" The bartender asks, "What do you have?" The man says, "50 cents!" then runs out of the bar. | |
