There are 2 guys walking down the railroad tracks and there really hungry but they have no money. So they come upon a hotdog. The one guy picks it up and says "Yo i've got an idea...you can put that hotdog in your panths and pretend its your dick and I will suck it and people will throw food at us..will take the food and eat it!!" The other guy decides to do it.
So they go to the bars and its working but then then one guy asks..."Hows the hotdog holding up?" and the other guy says "Oh I lost it at the second bar."
