You gotta read this | One day A really drunk guy comes in and ask's the bartender, "may I use your restroom?" And the bartender said, "sure, go down the hall and turn left." So the drunk guy walk down the hall and he couldn't remember which is right or left because he is so drunk. So he accidentally turns right and he said, "WOW a golden toilet." So he sits down and does his thing. The next day he comes in not drunk and asked the bartenter, "do you still have that golden toilet?" And the bartender sais, "Hey murphy! I think I found the guy who crapped in your tuba! | |
