20 shots

A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"]
The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can.

The bartender says " Wow. I never saw anybady drink that fast."

The man says " well you would drink as fast as I do if you had what I have."

The bartender says " Oh my god . what is it. what do you have?"

The man looks at him and says " Fifty cents."
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