Pee on bar

A man came out of the back room of a bar and bet the bartender $500 he could pee into a cup across the room with out spilling ad drop. They shook on it. The man then peed all over the bartender and his bar with out getting a drop in the cup. The bartender says give me $500 and the man said he would be right back. He went into the back room came back with 500 dollars whistling. He smiled and gave the bar tender the money. The bartender said, you just lost $500, why are you so happy? The man said I bet the guys in the back room $800 I could pee all over you and the bar and not get in trouble.
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