21 year old scotch Guy goes into a bar and says "bartender, I've been in jail 21 years, give me a shot of 21 year old scotch!"
Bartender thinks to himself, how's he gonna know the difference and gives him 7 year old scotch.
Guy takes a sip and spits it out "thats 7 year old scotch, i asked for 21 year old scotch!"
Bartender figures its a lucky guess and gives him 14 year old scotch.
Guy takes a sip and spits it out "thats 14 year old scotch, I asked for 21 year old scotch!"
Bartender gives him 21 year old scotch.
Guy drinks it up with a smile.
A drunk in the corner sees this and walks up with a glass in his hand, gives it to the guy and says "here try this!"
Guy takes a sip and spits it out "that tastes likes piss!"
Drunk says "ya, but how old am I?"
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