Two guys with hot dog

Two guys wanted to get drunk one night but they only had $1.00

The one man said to the other " I have an idea. We will buy a hotdog. Throw away the bun. I will put it in my pants. we will go into a bar. order some drinks and drink them. Then you will get on your knees and start sucking on the hot dog, they will think we are gay and kick us out and we will get away with a free drink!"


okay said the other man.


So the two men tried it and it worked!


they did this all night long until the one guy said " Lets switch, im tired of getting on my knees!"


The other guy said " Sorry i threw that hot dog away 4 bars ago!"
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