Small head This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to
look down the
bar and see a man sitting there with a head
the size of a cue ball. So
he walked down and said to the
man, Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude
but I noticed
you have a small head. Is this a birth defect?
The man
said No, I got this in the war. My ship was
torpedoed by the German's in
WWII. I was the only survivor
on the ship so I swam to shore.
One day
a mermaid swam up to me and said she would grant me
three wishes. For my
first wish I wanted to return to the
U.S. The mermaid granted that wish.
My second wish was to
have all the money I would ever need. Wish granted.
My third
wish was to have sex with the mermaid. She said, ?I can't
grant
that wish because mermaids can't have sex.?
So I said,How about a little
head?
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