Tequllia And Tall Buildings Dont Mix These two guys (as drunk as the bush twins) are sitting in a bar. One turns to the other and says "You know, there's this one area on the top of the Empire State Building where the updraft is so strong that if you jump off, you'll just float there for a few seconds, and come right back up."
He says "No, you're lying." "I'll bet you $1000 that I'm not" he says. The other accepts, and they go to the building.
There standing up there and the guy who made the bet jumps off. As he said, he floats there and comes back up. The guy gos "No fuckin' way, thats impossoble!" So the guy does it again. The other guys like "Holy shit, thats AWSOME!!!" So he hands over the thousand bucks and jumps off.
Blood, guts, and all his organs spews over a radius of 100 yards. His spine flies a mile all the way over to the bar.
The guy walks back to the bar, and the bartender asks what happened to the other guy. The guy points to the spinal chord, and shows him the money.
The bartender just chuckles and says "God you are an ASSHOLE when you're drunk Superman." | |
