Bad hearing | This man walks into a bar.He sists next to this man with a 12 inch bic lighter.The man asks him"where the hell did u get that big of a lighter"? The man says u see that lady over there with the pink shirt"?"she gives everyone 1 wish". The other man goes up to the women and asks here"so do u give people 1 wish"? the lady says yes.So the man says"i wish for 1,000,000 bucks."the lady gives him a nod and then all of a sudden the bar fills up with 1,000,000 ducks.The man walks back to his seat and tells the other man"your right she does give everyone 1 wish but i think shes got bad hearing".The other man says"ya no shit do u really think i asked for a 12 inch bick"? | |
