Teh 10,000$ joke This guy walks in a bar and sees a large banner over the bartender. It says"Win 10,000$!"
He walks over to the bartender and asks how to win the money. The bartender replies,There are three things you must do in order to win the money.
First, you see the guy standing by the door? He's the bouncer, you got to whip his ass.
Secondly, out back we have a rottweiler tied up with an absessed tooth. You've got to pull it out.
Thirdly, there is a 450 lb woman upstairs, you've got to satisfy her.
You can have all the alcohol you want, but those three things have to be done.
So the guy says o.k. Hit me two shots of tequila. He saunters over to the bouncer and lays him out on th floor.
The bartender was impressed. He comes back and gets 4 more shots of tequila.
He goes out back to the dog and soon you hear the dog squealing, barking and raising sand. THe man drags back in with his clothes all ripped to shreds and is bleeding.
He asks for two more shots and then two more after that.
THen, a bit sloshed, he asks the bartender, "ok, where's the woman with the absessed tooth?"
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