Bad Sally This prospector back in 1850 is wandering the Nevada Desert and hears of a prostitute that is considered the meanest and tuffest woman in the West. He says, "That's the kind of woman I want!" "Someone as mean and as tuff as I am!" So he wanders into Virgina City, goes to the hotel Bar-tender and asks if there is a whore working there that is the meanest woman in the West.
The Bar-tender says, "Yeah, that would be Bad Sally." "She's up in room #1". The miner orders two beers and goes up to room #1. There he sees a woman lying in bed and he asks, "You Bad Sally, the tuffest woman in the West?" "Yeah, what you want?" She says. He replies, "I'm here to try you out!" She tells him to put $20.00 on the table first. He does. She then jumps out of the bed, spins around, and bends over with her ass facing him. He sneers, "What if I don't want to do it in that position?" She says, I don't care what position you want to do it in; I just thought you needed an opener for those two beer bottles!" | |
