Peg leg pirate

So, there is this guy who goes into a bar.
He sits next to a pirate with a peg leg, a

hook, and a patch over one of his eyes.

Curious the man asks the pirate,"Soooo,

how did you get that leg there?" The

pirate replies," Arr, me alligator bit it off."

So then, after working up his courage

again, the man asks the pirate," Well,

how did you get that fancy hook there?"

The pirate pauses and then say's, "Aye,

lost it in one of me sword fights!" Now the

guy is pretty used to talking to the pirate

so he asks about the eye patch. The

pirate looks a tad bit redder than before

but replies,"A seagull pooped on me eye

when I was looking up."

"You lost your eye because a seagull

pooped in it!?" blurted the shocked man.

"No, it was the first day with me hook."
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