a blonde mens joke Three ironworkers were sitting on a beam, eating their lunch. The brunette opened his lunch a yelled "peanutbutter again! If my wife makes me a peanutbutter sandwich one more time, I'll jump off this building!"
The redhead opens his lunch and yells "baloney agian! If my wife makes me a baloney sandwich one more time, I'll jump off the building too."
The blonde opens his lunch and yells "turkey again! If I have turkey one more time, I'll jump off the building with you!"
The next day they sat down for lunch and sure enough they had the same lunches again. The three men promptly jumped off the building to their deaths.
At their funerals their wives gathered together to mourn their loss. The brunette's wife said "if only I had known how much he hated peanut butter, I would have made something else."
The red head's wife said "if only I had known how much he hated baloney, I would have made him something else too."
The blonde's wife stared at the other women. "well don't look at me, my husband made his own lunch!" | |
