Man, sheep, dog..... A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog.
After a few months, the sheep starts looking really
attractive to the man. However, whenever he approaches the
sheep, the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner. The
man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island, giving
it some food as a distraction. He runs back to the sheep
only to find the dog growling at him. The man ties the dog
to a tree with a large leash. He goes back to the sheep only
to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its
neck. By now, the man is getting depressed-and frustrated.
As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful
woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf. She
asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state,
asks if there's anything she can do for him. The man thinks
for a moment and then responds, "Could you take the dog for a walk?
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