Rabbits for Sale

A cute little girl goes into a pet store and asks the Manager "Do you sell little rabbits?"

The Store Manager kneels down, to be at her level and replies, "Yes, Darlin'. I have a very cute black bunny, a friendly brown bunny with long ears, and a very lovable white bunny. Which would you prefer?"


The little girls puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, "I really don't think my Python much cares what color it is, Mister!"
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