Little Piggys

There were 2 piggys that walked into a bar. The bartender asks"What do you wan't" The piggys reply we want 5 bottles of beer each. The drink the beer and ask where the bathroom is. The bartender said down the hall to the left. They go to the bathroom and then leave. Then, 2 different piggys walk into thw bar. The bartentender asked What do you wan't? The piggys asked what did our 2 broters have. The bartender said that they both had 5 bottles of beer each. They then order 10 bottles of beer each. The drink the beer and then ask where the bathroom is. The bartender said down the hall and to the left. They go to the bathroom and then leave. Then 1 piggy walks in to the bar and the bartender asks What do you want? The piggy then asks what did my 4 brothers have? The bartender said the frst 2 had 5 bottles of beer each and then the next 2 ordered 10 bottles of beer each. The pig then said i want 20 bottles of beer. So, the piggy drinks all the beer and then is about two leave when the bartende says aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is? Oh no said the piggy, i'm suppoesed to go Wee Wee Wee all the way home.
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