The Elephant

This guy inherets a elephant from his brother and is trying to figure out what to do with him.So he puts an add in the newspaper. It said,"That if you can make an elephant fly you will win $10,000 but it costs $1,000 to enter." So the next day many people tried to make the elephant fly. No one was successful till the end of the day when he was about to close up, a man pulls up in a chevy and pulls out a sledge hammer, pays the man
$1,000 and walks up behind the elephant and hits him strait in the nuts. And the elephant flew away. And said Hi Ho silver away and the man said two infindidiy and beyond.

The next day the man with the elephant is reading about elephants, and figures out that elephants can only move their heads up and down not side to side. So he puts an add in the newspaper it says"if you can make an elephant move his head side to side you will win $10,000,000,000.69, but once again it costs, $10,000,000.50 to enter. Again no one is succsseful, but at the end of the day the same guy who made the elephant fly pulled up in his chevy and had the sledge hammer.He then paid the cash.Walked up to the elephant and said to him,"do you remember me?" The elephant Shakes his head up and down. Then the Man with the sledge hammer said do you want me to do the same thing i did to you yesterday, and the elephant shook his head side to side.
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