Panda A panda walked into a restaurante and asked for a table. The wiater then showed the Panda to his table and gave him a menu. Soon the Panda was served and finished eating. Once he finished he pulled out a rifle and shot a hole through the ceiling and began to walk out the door, sure enough the waiter stopped him and asked him why he shot a hole in the celing. The Panda looked at him and replied "Look up Panda in the dictionary."
Just then the waiter goes and finds a dictionary opens it up and flips to the page with 'Panda' on it. He reads the definition: "Panda: large black and white bear, eats chutes and leaves. (eats, shoots and leaves)"
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