Sow in a wheelbarrow

This farmer has a sow he would like to get pregnant but he doesnt have a bore(male pig).His neighbor tells him he has a bore bring your sow over and he'll get her pregnant.

The farmer says sure but how will I know if she's pregnant.Neighbor says watch her in the morning if she rolls in the clover she's pregnant,if she rolls in the mud she's not.So the farmer loads the sow in his wheelbarrow and takes her to the neighbors and leavs her with the bore everyday for a week.Every morning she's rolling in the mud,so he's gotta put her in the wheelbarrow and take her to the neighbors again.

He's getting tired of this'next morning he says to his wife "Honey look out the window and tell me if the pigs rolling in the mud or the clover"His wife has a look and comes back say's"She aint rolling in the mud or the clover,she's sittin in the wheelbarrow.
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