Sheep counting A blonde is sick of all the blonde jokes so she goes to hairdresser and gets her hair died brown. So this blonde is feeling really chuffed with herself so she goes for a drive in the country side. About half an hour in to this drive she comes across this farmer hearding across his sheep. The blonde gets out of her car and says "If I can guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one."
"No piss off" the farmer says, "Oh please" the blonde pleads. "Oh fine" The farmer replies. "152" she says. "Jesus Christ how did you know." he says. "Lucky" She says. So she goes and picks one up and goes to her car and the farmer says "If I can guess what colour of hair you have can i have my dog back."
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