Two bats in a cave
|Two bats in cave, the 1st bat says |
"i'm hungry i could do with some sweet blood",
and the second bat says
"don't be silly you can't get sweet blood at this time, it's 3 o'clock in the morning the only time you can get sweet blood is from humans and they usually shut their windows and doors"
and the 1st bat says
"I don't care, i'll look for fox, cat or dogs because i'm so hungry"
so the 2nd bat says to him,
so the 1st bat flys of, five seconds later the bat fly's back covered in blood so bat No 2 gets all excited and says
"ere where did you find all that blood"
and the 1st bat replies
"you see that big tree over there"
and the 2nd bat says
and the first bat replies
"good i'm glad, because i f**king didn,t"