Never kiss a duck

Three guys went to heaven, Jim, Billy, and Kenny. They were told never kiss a duck or something bad will happen. So one day Jim comes walking by Billy and Kenny with the most uglyest girl on handcuffed to him. They said "Jim what happend to you?" and he said "I kissed a duck". The next day Billy came walking by Jim and Kenny with the most uglyest girl handcuffed to his hand. They said "Billy what happend?" he said " I kissed a duck". The next day Kenny comes walking with the MOST bueatful girl handcuffed to his hand and Jim and Billy said "WOW! how?? what happend?" he said " she kissed a duck..."
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