A man was walking home from the Pub when he HAD TO GO so he went behind a wall and did it.When he had finished he looked round and there was nothing to see He was ammazed where had it gone???? He thought he must be really drunk so he went home to bed
The nextday he had to go back and check behind the wall .The owner of the property caught him and said Hey whats your game.The man said its ok i lost my hat last night and i am trying to locate it .The owner said "oh thats ok then for one terrible moment i thought you were the dirty bastard that shat on our family tortouse last night.
