The penguines day out!

One day an old lady was driving down the road with a penguin in her back seat that she had found.She asked a policeman what to do with it the policeman said to take it to the zoo so the old lady took it to the zoo.The next day the old lady was driving down the road with the penguin stil in her back seat she saw the policeman and he stopped her."i thought i told you to take it to the zoo said the policeman "i did and now i am taking it to the funfair" said the old lady.
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