Hare Spray One day after work a man was driving home when he ran over a poor little rabbit. The man immeadiatly jumped out from his car to see how the rabbit was doing. He knew it was dead just by looking at the flattend creature. He felt guilty, and just stared at the poor rabbit.
About three minutes later a lady saw his car stopped in the road, and went over to see what was a matter. The man said " I hit this poor rabbit and I just feel terrible." The plump little lady then went to her car and came back with an object in her hand. She told the man not to worry, and began spraying some sort of liquid on the dead rabbit. The man asked "What are you doing?" The woman replied " I am going to save this rabbit, just watch." About five minutes later the man was thinking to himself "Man, this womans crazy. I mean the rabbit is as flat a a pancake! Why on earth would she cliam she could save it" All of the sudden the rabbit rose, looked around, got up and begun to hop away. By now the man was amazed. The rabbit then stopped turned around, and waved. Then hopped another four feet, turned around, and waved agian. This ritual lasted on until the rabbit was out of sight.
The man, desperate for an explaination, looked at the spray bottle and read " Hair Spray. Brings damaged hair back to life. WARNING MAY CAUSE PERMANINT WAVE."
| |
