|A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for |
physicals for the first time in their lives. The doctor
examines the boys and tells the woman that they are healthy
but she needs to give them iron supplements. She goes home
and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally, she
goes to the hardware store and buys iron ball bearings
(BB's) and mixes them into their food. Several days later
the youngest son comes to her and tells her that he is
pissing BB's. She tells him that it is normal because she
had put them in his food. Later the middle son comes to her
and says that he is crapping BB's. Again, she says that it
That evening the eldest son comes in very upset. He says
"Ma, you won't believe what happened".
She says "I know, you're passing BB's".
"No", he says. "I was out behind the barn jacking off and I
shot the dog".