A Panda joke
|A panda walks into a delicatessan. He |
orders a sandwhich and begins to eat
quietly. When the waiter gave him his
check, the panda suddenly stood up and
pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for
all the damage you did AND the
sandwhich!" Then the panda said "Hey!
I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
manager got home, he did. The dictionary
said "Panda: a bear-like creature with
black and white markings on its face.
Lives in China. Eats shoots and leaves."