A Panda joke

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He
orders a sandwhich and begins to eat

quietly. When the waiter gave him his

check, the panda suddenly stood up and

pulled out a gun, shot out all the

windows, then began to leave the deli, the

manager said "Hey! You have to pay for

all the damage you did AND the

sandwhich!" Then the panda said "Hey!

I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the

manager got home, he did. The dictionary

said "Panda: a bear-like creature with

black and white markings on its face.

Lives in China. Eats shoots and leaves."
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