Three bears

There are three bears. The papa bear is named Shut up. The momma bear is called None of your business. And their son is named Trouble. One day Trouble is playing outside and he gets lost. Shut up and None of your business drive around and look for Trouble. A policeman catches them speeding and pulls them over. "What's your name?" he askes papa bear. "Shut up," he says. The policeman gets angry and askes momma bear the same question. "None of your business," comes the reply. "Are you two looking for trouble?" askes the policeman. "YES! Where is he?"
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